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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Gideon Moi's selective amnesia

Gideon Moi is going round Rift Valley telling people that Raila has never supported "them", so the Kalenjins should not support him thinking that he will return the favour by appointing them in his government. What Gideon chooses to forget is that it was Raila who helped his father and formed a merger when KANU couldn't pass any bills in the House. In return, Moi appointed Raila a Minister in his government. It is now terribly perplexing that Giddy doesn't know that, or he just surfers from memory failure. Gideon thinks Kalenjins are stupid, when the truth really is that they know Raila is fighting for their rights: the large tracts of land that Gideon and his cronies stole from them will revert back if the Ndungu Report is implemented.

I remember Moi himself saying that he has forgiven everyone who he has wronged and he hopes that they too will forgive him, but it seems Moi has already forgotten what he said on his last Moi Day, right before his Project Uhuru came acropper. It is now interesting to see Moi gate-crashing every funeral in Rift Valley, telling people the way Raila is a "dangerous" man; a man Moi himself even appointed a minister in his government.

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