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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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An observation (resolve?) by another reader fed-up with Kibakism
























Intelligent Kenyans know that RAILA will make Kenya great again. He has the will and the plan to carry it through; he has the brains around him and he is a very capable President.

Kenya will never again entertain "mamlukis" in the name of Artur brothers, yapping around and sleeping with the president's daughter while calling Kenyans "black niggers"... what a shame for our country!

KENYA will never be known worldwide for being number three in corruption... and Home of Anglo Leasing type of scandals.

Kenya will never be known again as a country built on tribal enclaves and tribal appointments to public service.

Kenya will never again enetertain a First lady appearing in international TV showing her rotten teeth and rotten words, embarassing the nation in her night dress and with chiken legs. We will be respected again.

Kenya will never again export thieves to Tanzania and Uganda, ashaming the whole nation. We shall be respected again in East Africa.

Kenya will never again boast of 56 percent living below the poverty line. Lucy will never again abuse the poor in Korogocho; Matere will never again shamelessly tell kenyans that they were cheated by Kibaki.

Kenyans will never again be called "pumbavu" and "mavi ya kuku". Fellow Kenyans, are we that foolish to be insulted and we again vote in the "insulter"? Your vote is your dignity! Show Kibaki that you are dignified and you can put your vote wherever you like and wherever you choose.

Kenya will never again get travel advisories because of Mungiki insecurity and Mt. Elgon kilings. No more Standard raids, no more theft, no more trbalism... it's within your reach fellow Kenyans!

SEND A STRONG MESSAGE TO TRIBALISTS AND THE CORRUPT ON DECEMBER 27TH 2007 BY VOTING IN ODM... ITS JUST ONE VOTE AT A TIME!
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