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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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BREAKING NEWS: Mungiki despatched to Nyanza & Western Provinces

We are reliably informed that the proscribed Mungiki have landed in Nyanza and Western Provinces.

The first detachment of this rag-tag, government-armed-and-funded militia arrived in Kisumu for their nefarious mission aboard 6 vehicles, registration numbers: KAC 258E, KAY 658D, KAE 126A, KAV 847L, KAJ 194K and KBA 209N. Their brief is clear and single-minded: mass massacres by way of night raids in social places, boarding schools, churches and slums.
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Acolyte said…
The resurgence of the mungiki was inevitable, it was never really killed off by the government last year. Now with government backing Kenyans are going to be in for a very very hard time. God help us.
30 January 2008 at 00:15
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