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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Battle of the legs: ODM vs PNU

Just like the stolen election and the hotly contested race for the Speaker of the 10th Parliament, it seems that in the race of the legs, PNU comes in a distant second.


















Granted, both pics show a suggestive glimpse of "paré paré", but it is clear that ODM takes the lead in the "yellow-yellow" department. Moving swiftly onwards to the knee department, and as any blind man will tell you, Passaris is miles ahead of Karua, what with her scarred knees and all. One can only conjecture how a lady gets such on her knees. In the attire department, even though Esther looks resplendent in that pink suit, Martha is not looking too bad either. In fact that grey suit looks like a well tailored affair. In the looks department, I'll leave it to you to decide who among the two ladies looks more like an elbow than the other.

And sex appeal? Mmmmmhh....

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Udi said…
LMAO. Hilarious

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