Friday, February 15, 2008

It's slapping season at State House as Kalonzo joins long list of recipients

Unconfirmed reports circulating in the city indicate that traitor-in-chief and bandit veep Kalonzo Musyoka was slapped by Lucifer. It is said that in her usual fits of anger Serial Slapper Lucifer could not understand why the whole world is still yelling that bandit president Kibaki stole the vote even after Kalooser burnt money in his recent trip abroad. Lucifer can't understand why iron lady Karua should be doing more spade work for the besieged bandit regime while Kalooser simply rocks in his seat. What does this mean for the embattled president?

Having entertained us with several intense slapping episodes, including deliveries to former dictator Moi and a junior civil servant Musyimi, who has since been demoted, Lucy is yet to personally deliver the he-goat the Nchuri Ncheke have demanded as appeasement for slapping their great son Gitobu Imanyara.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Twanga yeye kabisa. Huyo ni pumbafu kama wewe. Tena ana tamaa kama fisi. Twanga kisha ufukuza State House kabisa aende Uhuru park atafute miracles!