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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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It's slapping season at State House as Kalonzo joins long list of recipients










Unconfirmed reports circulating in the city indicate that traitor-in-chief and bandit veep Kalonzo Musyoka was slapped by Lucifer. It is said that in her usual fits of anger Serial Slapper Lucifer could not understand why the whole world is still yelling that bandit president Kibaki stole the vote even after Kalooser burnt money in his recent trip abroad. Lucifer can't understand why iron lady Karua should be doing more spade work for the besieged bandit regime while Kalooser simply rocks in his seat. What does this mean for the embattled president?

Having entertained us with several intense slapping episodes, including deliveries to former dictator Moi and a junior civil servant Musyimi, who has since been demoted, Lucy is yet to personally deliver the he-goat the Nchuri Ncheke have demanded as appeasement for slapping their great son Gitobu Imanyara.
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Anonymous said…
Twanga yeye kabisa. Huyo ni pumbafu kama wewe. Tena ana tamaa kama fisi. Twanga kisha ufukuza State House kabisa aende Uhuru park atafute miracles!
16 February 2008 at 13:23
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