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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Why are Africans always tired and poor?

It has nothing to do with laziness. Here's the real reason...

For several years, Africans have been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much pressure from job, poor blood, but now the real reason has been found: we're tired because we're overworked. Here's why:

1. The population of Africa is 800 million: 200 million are retired. That leaves 600 million.

2. There are 200 million in school, which leaves 400 million to do the work.

3. Of these, 100 million are civil servants, leaving 300 million to do the work.

4. 50 Million are in the armed forces & related jobs; which leaves 250 million to do the work.

5. Take from that the 150 million people who are unemployed, and that leaves 100 million to do the work.

6. At any given time there are 50 million people in hospitals, leaving 50 million to do the work.

7. There are 20 Million people in prisons, leaving 30 million to do the work.

8. 1 Million are chiefs, kings, queens, presidents, ministers, pastors, voodoo or juju masters, leaving 29 million to do the work.

9. Studies show that 28,999,998 Africans are out of Africa: Europe, USA , Asia etc. That leaves just two people to do all the work: you and me. But you're sitting there on your chair, at your computer, reading this blog instead of working. That leaves one person, only me, to do all the work.

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