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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

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NAIROBI - Kenya's political leaders agreed today on a new Cabinet as part of a power-sharing deal to end postelection violence, Raila has said. On Wednesday, former U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said he was concerned over the slow pace of forming a new government under the deal he brokered in February.

"The Cabinet will be sworn in" on April 12, opposition leader Raila Odinga told reporters. He said details would be announced on Sunday. Bandit President Mwai Kibaki and Odinga have been wrangling over the makeup of the Cabinet, which is meant to be split between Orange Democratic Movement and Kibaki's allies.

Kibaki and Odinga claimed victory in the Dec. 27 presidential election, which sparked weeks of violence that killed more than 1,000 people before the two agreed to share power. Observers said the vote was so flawed it is impossible to say who won.

Najib Balala, a senior leader of the Orange Democratic Movement, said Wednesday that discussions on a new government were deadlocked because Kibaki and members of his Party of National Unity were not willing to cede important portfolios. Kibaki's presidential press service said the seemingly drawn-out Cabinet discussions were necessary. "Both parties noted that the long consultations were necessary to enable there to be an agreement that is amicable and good for the country," the statement said.

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