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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Where's the love, people?

Here's an advertisement I came across that not only greatly amused me, but reminded me that if Kenya is to be the great nation it once was (at least in the 70s), then we need to compromise. Intransigence and chest thumping, especially when the National Accord is now set in stone, is clearly not the way forward. For the second time in less than 4 months, the fate of Kenya lies in Kibaki's hands. And here at Siasa Duni we have only one demand: don't fail us like you have so many times before, Mr. "duly elected President". You have seen what your lack of common sense and judgement has cost Kenya. The whole world knows you lost the election, so make the right choice just this once and name a Cabinet that reflects the wishes of Kenyans. It will be a minor compensation for the victory you robbed them of in December.

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