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Friday, May 2, 2008

Where is Lucy Kibaki?

Just the other day, the lads here at Siasa Duni were having a hot debate that I couldn't help over hearing: where has the man-slapping, tantrum-throwing, TV studio-storming First Lady disappeared to? Good question, because the last time we heard from her was a resounding slap from the cheeks of one Gitobu Imanyara, which reverberated throughout the city. But Gitobu, being a Meru man, could not and would not take it with a stiff upper lip like the lesser men before him; whereupon he floored Lady Lucy with a salvo that sent her sprawling across the floor, in clear view of Kenya's CEO and Thief-in-Chief (who apparently was watching all this unfold). So I decided to investigate and find out exactly where our Lady of the Spank is.

You see, I know people who know people who hear things. Before very long, I got a lead. Apparently, Lucy is holed up in State House and is having her teeth done. Now, whether the teeth were misplaced during that confrontation with Imanyara or whether she is growing old and her teeth are falling out is yet to be confirmed. Either way, she is terrified of the world seing her toothless, hence her absence. One of our readers, "Mike Tyson", asked in the comments section how many teeth she lost to Gitobu's power punch. Several, it would seem...

1 comment:

Amkeni Ndugu Zetu! said...

Woowee, folks! Apparently this post touched a LOT of raw nerves, and I've been called all sorts of things for expressing my opinion. For that, it gets to be the top post for another week! I'll just sample one comment which I think speaks for the rest. Word of advice: if you don't like Siasa Duni, or find the content unacceptable to you, there are plenty other blogs to choose from; go there! Ha ha ha ha...

And now I quote my semi-literate commentator (SIC):

"FOE SOMEONE TO PICK ON A WOMAN, YOU MUST BE A COWARD AND A DISGRACE TO YOUR MOTHER. SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR POSTS WHICH JUST SHOWS HOW BACKWARD YOUU ARE. BY THE WAY IF YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED,AS YOU CONTINUE YOUR ODM ANTIQUES, THE US IS WARMING UP TO RAILA AND IF YOU HAD A KINDERGATEN BRAIN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS"