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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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About that Tanzanian ho...

OK... I won't use the "H" word, but after emotionally (and, with tiny shorts, physically) straddling two smart hunks – Morris and Ricco – for two days, Latoya has finally confessed to Mimi, Hazel and Tokondwa that she’s got a soft spot for Morris. This, despite starting her shenanigans on just the first night! “It’s him I like,” she bellowed. She also revealed that she knew thoughts had been roaming the Housemates’ minds as per her intimacy with Morris recently.

The mission to let the cat out of the bag on whom the Housemates are attracted to was initiated by Takondwa. Yet Takondwa had to excuse himself when Mimi and Hazel put him on the edge to unveil the belle who's been able to steal his heart. Hazel’s attempt to cause some uproar failed as Mimi, Latoya and Takondwa remained unshaken when she said she’s attracted to Takondwa. They thought she was pulling everyone's leg.

Shall we say it’s too early to talk about real attractions? Moreso, some of the Housemates - Latoya inclusive - still sing the tales of the lovers they left at home. Will Ricco fight back if he discovers Latoya has fallen for Morris?
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