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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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ARAD, ROMANIA - A Romanian second-division football club has sold a player for a lump of meat, according to a local newspaper.

UT Arad sold defender Marius Cioara to fourth-division side Regal Horia for 15kg of meat. The type of meat is unclear, but the deal quickly went off for Regal - the defender decided to end his footballing career. He is instead heading out to Spain to find a job in agriculture or construction. A Regal official was quoted as saying: "We are upset because we lost twice - firstly because we lost a good player and secondly because we lost our team's food for a whole week."

It is not the first time Romanian football clubs have beefed up their squads with payment in kind. In 1998, Jiul Petrosani is reported to have swapped midfielder Ioan Radu to Vilcea for two tons of meat. The club decided not to feed everyone but instead sell the beef and pork to pay for all the players' salaries.
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