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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Random Internet ridiculousness: Justin Retires "SexyBack"

Justin Timberlake's days of bringing sexy back are officially over. Well, that's not totally true. He'll still bring it back like usual, just not with the help of his hit song "SexyBack."

This past Friday at the "Justin Timberlake and Friends: A Special Evening Benefiting the Shriners Hospital for Children" the singer announced that he was officially retiring the song from the pop music world, he then performed it one last time. Didn't think a song could actually be retired? Well, then you underestimated the musical power that is Justin Timberlake.

Timberlake said he intends to concentrate on writing more songs for other artists and himself. Before you get too sad, expect to still hear the song at clubs, on the radio and anywhere else, except from Timberlake's mouth. Still, without "SexyBack" his concerts will never be the same.
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