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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Boyz II Men cancel Kampala concert

American R&B stars and four time Grammy Award winners Boyz II Men won’t be performing in Kampala tomorrow as widely expected.
One of their members, the silky smooth voiced Shawn Patrick Stockman is reportedly sick. Boyz II Men were supposed to perform in a concert dubbed "Biggest Concert Ever" tomorrow at the Lugogo Cricket Oval. Alongside the iconic trio, ballad crooner Joe and Jamaican heavyweights Tanto Metro & Devonte and Tanya Stephens were also scheduled to perform. Halima Namakula, the No-End Entertainment boss, revealed that Shawn had lost his voice after performing under severe winter conditions in the United States.

“These guys perform live, they are not like most Ugandan musicians who perform with back-up music like your average Bebe Cool or Bobi Wine. And when their vocal cords are not working properly, they cannot put up a good show,” Halima said. She apologised before adding that foreign musicians take their health very seriously and won’t perform when they are not 100%. “Trust me, these guys are so delicate. If it was a Ugandan artist, he would still have performed despite the illness,” a clearly crestfallen Halima added. “Yes, Boyz II Men are big and well known artists, and most people bought tickets because of them, but wait a minute; Joe is equally big and when you add Tanya Stephens, Tanto Metro and Devonte to the equation, you still get a great show,” said Hemdee, Halima’s son and CEO of No End Entertainment.
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