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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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STOP PRESS: Lions escape from Nairobi National Park!

NAIROBI, Thursday - Commuters along Nairobi’s Mbagathi Road on Thursday morning got an early morning scare when three lions escaped from the Nairobi National Park and prowled on the roadside. The big cats were reportedly spotted by motorists at around 6am, almost opposite the gate to the Multimedia University College, before KWS officers arrived minutes later to drive them back into the park.

However, Park Warden Elizabeth Leitoro who supervised the exercise told said that the lions had returned into the park by the time KWS officers got to the scene. She said that the the last of the cats jumped over the park’s outer barbed-wire, sneaking back into the park beneath live electric inner fence.

Last April, a leopard was spotted in Nairobi’s Eastlands, causing panic among residents. It had killed seven sheep and several dogs in the area, forcing terror-stricken residents to head for home earlier than usual. Unlike then when the wild animal eluded KWS officers for more than a week, the Nairobi National Park’s lions went back into the bushes in less than two hours.
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