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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Ja Rule jets into Sydney and trouble

SYDNEY - After months of battling immigration officials for permission to enter Australia, US rapper Ja Rule has jetted into Sydney - and straight into trouble.

Not long after touching down with his blinged-up entourage, the rap artist with sales of 20 million albums to his name hopped in a car and terrified motorists in Pyrmont by driving on the wrong side of the road.

Ja Rule, whose real name is Jeffrey Atkins, had gone to radio station Nova 969 to promote his show at the Big Top event at Luna Park on August 29. After chatting about cars, radio host Kate Ritchie offered the rapper a drive in her mum's Toyota Seca, which she had driven to work that morning.

"I think he was more interested in looking at the view of Sydney than he was keeping his eyes on the road," a Nova 969 spokesman said. "He powered out into Pyrmont with Kate in the front and the show's other hosts Merrick and Rosso in the car and onto the wrong side of the road.

"They were all shouting at him to get back on the right side.

"I think there were a few people ducking out of the way.

"He obviously thought he was still in America. Luckily there was no damage."

The rapper was due to arrive in Australia in July but faced lengthy delays securing a visa, thought to relate to an arrest for gun possession in 2007.

The Pyrmont episode was recorded by Nova 969 and will be played on air early on Friday.
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