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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Enter Raymond Domenech's mother...

France coach Raymond Domenech has come under fire from all sides for the meltdown of his squad at the World Cup, but at least he can rely on the unconditional support of his loyal mum.


The decision to send striker Nicolas Anelka home, after he launched a foul-mouthed tirade at Domenech, caused huge unrest in the France squad, with rows, resignations and the players refusing to train. But Domenech's mother Germaine has leapt to the defence of her son, warning Anelka to watch his back. "I'd like to meet Anelka and give him a piece of my mind as a mother," said Germaine. "It's distressing to be insulted like that, because Raymond is not just the coach, he's also my son. It's a double insult to my son and to me as his mother."

For the record, Anelka is alleged to have said to Domenench: "F*** you, you son of a whore."
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