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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Vuvuzela-watch

While the action on the pitch is lukewarm, there is no doubt about the star of the competition so far.

FIFA have stated publicly they will not ban them, but they continue to cause controversy.

Robin van Persie blamed the din when he played on after being flagged offside against the Danes, whose goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen said he plans to use sign language with his defenders in subsequent games.

The BBC, meanwhile, are reportedly looking into providing a vuvuzela-free audio feed. ITV already are, of course. Every time the noise gets too loud they just cut to an ad break.

At least when the World Cup ends, that will be the end of it, right? Wrong.

British fans are snapping the things up at an alarming rate. Sainsbury's sold 22,000 in 12 hours, while Jamie Carragher already has a couple stashed away for his kids. The instruments may even be allowed into Premier League grounds next season. Bookmaker Paddy Power is running a book on the first top-flight team to sell them - Manchester United are 4/1 favourites but I fancy Arsenal at 12/1.
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