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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

For our Kampala readers as Elections 2011 approach...

Thought would share with you this e-mail I received...


Dear Comrades,

Please share with others....

We currently do not foresee any trouble during the election period. However, as the dates for elections draw near, we thought it would be useful to offer a few practical tips in the run up to elections from 18th February to 3rd March 2011 just in case there are any disruptions to our ability to work, as well as essential supplies, particularly around the elections period:

 1. Keep emergency supplies of water, candles and matchboxes at home.

2. Have a  2-week stock of non perishable food supplies for your family.

3. Ensure your mobile phone has enough credit and is fully charged at all times.

4. Ensure that your vehicle is topped up with fuel and serviced (maintain at least half a tank of fuel at all times).

5. Keep your ears to the ground. Listen to all news broadcasts updates and follow news updates on local and international TV stations.

6. Unless required, avoid unnecessary movement and keep indoors. When you must move, carry your staff ID.

7. Carry your ID at all times.

8. Save the contacts to your local Police Station.

9. Keep some money (cash) safely with you.

10.  Pack a few necessities in a bag (ready to pick and go) in case you have to move (clothes, torch, matchbox, water, toothbrush/paste, medicine, money, beddings etc).

11.   Lock up early for the night.


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Note locations of election rallies & avoid if possible.

Monday, 14 February 2011
• Yoweri Museveni, Kawempe North & Kawempe South
• Kizza Besigye, Rubaga North, Makindye & Central Division
• Norbert Mao, Nakawa & Rubaga South

Tuesday, 15 February 2011
• Yoweri Museveni, Nakawa
• Samuel Lubega, Central Division & Makindye

Wednesday, 16 February 2011
• Yoweri Museveni, Central Division - Kololo Airstrip
• Kizza Besigye, Nakawa & Kawempe South
• Norbert Mao, Makindye East
• Samuel Lubega, Rubaga & Kawempe North

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