Beautiful coloured lies of tribal stereotypes that define Kenyans

THE KALENJIN

Has one Wife

Has one girlfriend

But he loves his wife more

THE KIKUYU

Has one wife

Has one girlfriend

But he loves his girlfriend more

THE TESO

Has one wife

Has one girlfriend

But he loves the house maid more

THE LUHYA

Has two wives

Has two girlfriends

He loves the wife's sisters more

THE COASTERIAN

Has 4 wives

Has 0 girlfriends

He loves the house boy more

THE JALUO

Has 4 wives

Has 4 girlfriends

He loves his neighbour's wife more

THE KAMBA

Has one, two, three, wives

Has several girlfriends

He loves the barmaid more

THE KISII / MERU

One wife, many girl friends

He will beat all of them

THE MASAI

Two wives

One girlfriend

He loves his cows more

THE SOMALI

Four wives

No girl friend

Loves his miraa more