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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Let's keep it peaceful, folks


UHURU: Manze RAO, sa ile risto ya skype ilicome how? Haikunibamba walahi...

RAILA: Sasa we Uhunye nikuulize, we unadai unidiss alafu mi kazi yangu, eeh, ni kucheka tu na kulenga sindio? We nisho, molasses inaingia aje? Hiyo stingo ulitoa wapi budaa, za ovyo utaacha!

UHURU: Ooh, ni hivo eh? Ni kutoana rangi eeh? Wazi wazi, haina ngori. No wonder madem wanakulenga wananikamia.

RAILA: Ati? Loool! Ati Ngilu na Shebesh? Ha ha ha... buuda, hapo umejiwaste kuruka, hizo maganda za miwa ndo unasema? Watakumanga mkwanja ushangae!

UHURU: RAO, acha hizo mtu nguyaz; dem ni dem. Mistari ya-mine imekutoa. Kubali yaishe!

RAILA: Yenyewe ka ni hao, afadhali nibaki single mzeiya! Na nikuulize, kwani uliduia nini mademoni? Huyo msee hakunice!

UHURU: Na wewe ulimfanyiaga nini? Si alikublock FB akanisendia friend request mara ya fao. Lakini huyo boyz ako tu na zake. Ati anadai akam, halafu ati sasa ye ndo akuwe baba yao, imagine! Amechizi ninii?

RAILA: He he... lakini si unajua baba yao ni nani?

UHURU: Ha ha ha... ati wewe? Ha ha ha... jokes utaacha! Lool!

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