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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Let's keep it peaceful, folks


UHURU: Manze RAO, sa ile risto ya skype ilicome how? Haikunibamba walahi...

RAILA: Sasa we Uhunye nikuulize, we unadai unidiss alafu mi kazi yangu, eeh, ni kucheka tu na kulenga sindio? We nisho, molasses inaingia aje? Hiyo stingo ulitoa wapi budaa, za ovyo utaacha!

UHURU: Ooh, ni hivo eh? Ni kutoana rangi eeh? Wazi wazi, haina ngori. No wonder madem wanakulenga wananikamia.

RAILA: Ati? Loool! Ati Ngilu na Shebesh? Ha ha ha... buuda, hapo umejiwaste kuruka, hizo maganda za miwa ndo unasema? Watakumanga mkwanja ushangae!

UHURU: RAO, acha hizo mtu nguyaz; dem ni dem. Mistari ya-mine imekutoa. Kubali yaishe!

RAILA: Yenyewe ka ni hao, afadhali nibaki single mzeiya! Na nikuulize, kwani uliduia nini mademoni? Huyo msee hakunice!

UHURU: Na wewe ulimfanyiaga nini? Si alikublock FB akanisendia friend request mara ya fao. Lakini huyo boyz ako tu na zake. Ati anadai akam, halafu ati sasa ye ndo akuwe baba yao, imagine! Amechizi ninii?

RAILA: He he... lakini si unajua baba yao ni nani?

UHURU: Ha ha ha... ati wewe? Ha ha ha... jokes utaacha! Lool!

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