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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

A Word Of Unsolicited Advice For Ambassador Kamau Macharia

"Covid-19 is not the most deadly. Stop demonising the State!" - Macharia, at the 'height' of his power 
When we were on Twitter petitioning PS Ambassador Kamau Macharia to stop international flights because of COVID-19, he said we were ignorant fools who were peddling lies. To show us that he didn't give a pink goddamn about what we thought or said, he allowed a plane with 239 Chinese nationals to land in Kenya at a time when China was experiencing the worst of the virus. 

But now that he has tested positive for COVID-19 while being Kenyan and living in Kenya, his eyes have miraculously opened and he is now demanding to know what the government that employs him has done with the billions of shillings meant for COVID-19. 

Macharia has learnt (by force, by fire) that his own government will abandon him the same way he abandoned Kenyan students in Wuhan, and he is terrified. My advice to him would be to take his own advice and stop being scared of COVID-19. After all, he assured us that it is imaginary. 

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