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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Military laptop stolen at MacDonalds

LONDON - A member of the military has had his laptop stolen while he was eating in McDonald's, the Ministry of Defence said.

The computer, taken by an opportunist thief from under the army captain's chair, contained no sensitive information and was fully encrypted and password protected, the MoD said. Police have launched an investigation to try to find the computer.

The Sun reported the man was eating a Big Mac at a McDonald's near the Ministry of Defence on Whitehall when the £1,000 laptop was taken on April 1. A Ministry of Defence spokesman said: "The laptop contained no sensitive information and was encrypted with password protection. "Police are still investigating the theft."

The theft came after a Government tightening of rules on employees taking their computers out of work. Whitehall staff are now banned from taking unencrypted laptops or drives containing personal data outside secured office premises. The moves to prevent further data loss came after a laptop containing the personal details of 600,000 military recruits was stolen from a car in January. It also emerged about 600 MoD laptops and PCs had been stolen since 1998.
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