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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Man Arrested for Blocking Uhuru’s Motorcade to Beg for a Job

Yes, you read right. The very same Uhuru who promised you 1,300,000 jobs per year (provided you re-elect him). But before we begin, let us recapitulate...

NAIROBI, Kenya, June 26, 2017 – President Uhuru Kenyatta has pledged to create 6.5 million jobs in his second term should he be re-elected. Speaking during a colourful ceremony at the Kasarani stadium where he launched his manifesto, President Kenyatta said employment creation is at the heart of the next Jubilee administration’s priorities.

The Jubilee Party presidential flag-bearer says he and his team plan on creating 1.3 million jobs every year while creating partnerships with county governments to establish at least one industry in every county. The President’s focus will be on the youth, through programmes that can allow them to secure and maintain good jobs that enable them to enjoy a decent life.

“Our commitment to the people of Kenya is to continue to work with all Kenyans to build on these strong foundations, to create more and better jobs, to raise the living standards of every Kenyan, reduce inequality and to lift even more Kenyans out of poverty. Together, we will ensure sustainable development and shared prosperity for all Kenyans in a prosperous, caring Kenya,” he said.

And now, our feature presentation:

A man was on Tuesday arrested after he blocked President Uhuru Kenyatta’s motorcade along State House road to beg for a job. The motorcade was headed towards State House from the Kenyatta International Conference Centre (KICC) where Uhuru had attended the 9th African Caribbean and Pacific Summit of Heads of State and Government.

Uvinalies Nyabuto obstructed the convoy while displaying a placard bearing the inscription, YOUR EXCELLENCY KINDLY OFFER A CHANCE TO JOIN THE DEFENCE FORCES AM SORRY FOR DISRESPECT YOUR SECURITY. PLEASE MR PRESIDENT. NYABUTO.

He was immediately arrested by the Presidential Escort Unit who then confiscated the placard and was later transferred to Kilimani Police Station where he was detained.
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