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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Another Inconvenient truth - Al Gore Accused of Rape

The National Enquirer is reporting that a masseuse in Portland Oregon accused former Vice President Al Gore of sexual assault back in 2006 and although he was never charged with a crime, the Enquirer plans to release the story in its next issue.

The 54 year old accuser says the attack happened at a local upscale hotel. Apparently, Gore was in Portland at the time and a $540 massage bill has been obtained. There are secret police documents, a photo of the accuser and the pants she saved as evidence. The Enquirer is not releasing the woman's name because she is potentially a sex assault victim.  Wouldn't she have to put a face to the accusations if she is getting paid to broadcasting the incident? Why are the allegations of "unwanted sexual contact” against by Al Gore coming out now after four years and no charges?

The Gores announced the end of their 40 year marriage mere weeks ago and while the reasons remain a secret, it is rumored that a gorgeous masseuse is behind it. Does Gore have a thing for massage therapist or is this just another attempt to sell magazines?

This isn't the first accusation coming at Gore. He has also been accused of having a two year affair with Larry David's ex-wife Laurie, a producer on his Academy Award winning documentary  An Inconvenient Truth. Larry David is the creator of Seinfield and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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