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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Uganda Police stock up ahead of M7 win

KAMPALA - The police have imported a hefty amount of high-tech anti-opposition-member gear ahead of the incumbent’s win in next month’s general elections. Among the new equipment are more than a dozen teargas vehicles, water cannons, pepper sprayers, troop carriers and buses, all  supplied by a Chinese firm.

The hardware arrived in Kampala on Tuesday between 2pm and 3pm as curious onlookers gathered by the roadside, no doubt debating which way they preferred to die. President Museveni is expected to win by at least 66% according to an opinion poll conducted Synovate.

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