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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

BREAKING NEWS: Gaddafi's son 'killed by kamikaze pilot'

Brigade commander Khamis has been killed by a kamikaze air force pilot.
Khamis al-Gaddafi, 32, the seventh and youngest son of Libyan leader Muammar al-Gaddafi, was said to have been blown up when a rebel airman crashed his jet into a military compound in Tripoli. The tyrant, who is in hiding in a desert bunker, was devastated by the attack on his son, who ran the feared Khamis brigade of elite troops.

In sick revenge for the Allies' attacks on Sunday, Gaddafi yesterday ordered his henchmen to round up innocent women and children as human shields. Several hundred civilians were being taken to key locations in the capital Tripoli and nearby Misrata to prevent further attacks on his compound. One resident said: "They are taking people hostage so the resistance cannot engage them. They don't care who they round up but they know once the intelligence services learn there are women and children involved, then they are safe from attack."

Sources claimed
Khamis died at a hospital in Tripoli from burn wounds, but the regime quickly denied the reports.

The tyrant's sons in Tripoli include Saif al-Islam, 38, who claims to be the leader of the modernising wing in the family and regularly appears on TV. Saif has travelled widely and wrote his PhD thesis at the London School of Economics titled, ironically,
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Saadi Gaddafi, 37, was once a professional footballer in Malta and Italy, but he re-emerged as head of the Libyan special forces.

Mutassim, 33, is Gaddafis fourth son but possibly the most powerful, holding the position of national security adviser.

Security experts believe the biggest threat to Gaddafi could come from those closest to him.

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