How KONY 2012 transformed into HORNY 2012: What next for Invisible Children?

Posted by Amkeni Ndugu Zetu! April 08, 2024

Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Now that Invisible Children supremo Jason Russell has downright melted down and outed himself as the complete clattering buttock we all thought he was (excuse the pun), I believe it's time to move on to other things. I lie!

I'm gonna twist the dagger a few more times and milk this fraudster for what he's worth. So here goes...

One of my sources has been chasing down this railroad job for a while now, and saw through their veneer of deceit a long while back. He posted some comments on Invisible Children's website, but they removed it before the world got a whiff of it. Enter my source, verbatim:

"Here is one of the discussions that Invisible Children intelligently removed. Thanks to Google cached pages! I am still hunting for the one with my pages, you never know... I may find it too, mine was even tougher and more scathing than this one, even though this is also true. I have made it a PDF so you view it well but its a long image that I can shorten since it was from a scrolling web page. The other file is the 404 that shows up now if you try to access the link... lol!"