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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Miguna: The surprise addition to Kenyan lexicon

Miguna: A jilted lover (Miguna Miguna = two jilted lovers)


Migunee: The dumper


Migunwad: To be the victim of a spilling of secrets of your love affair.


Migunaring: The act of speaking ill of previous love affairs.


Migunarriffic: The excitement accompanying the temporary attention that follows the spilling.


Migunaphobia: The fear of what would be said about you by previous lovers.


Migunamania: To extremely love the things being said by a jilted lover.


Migunaholic: Those engrossed and addicted to stories of previous love affairs.


Migunometre: An instrument used to measure the level of lies from jilted lovers.


Migunology: The study of the art of Migunaring.


Miguniologist: One who specializes in the study of the art of Migunaring.

Example of usage in a sentence: 
Miguna was dumped by Migunee and went around migunaring about the migunee.Some thought it was so migunarriffic while migunaphobics condemned the act. However, there are others who are so migunamanic to the extent of being migunaholics.We need the migunologist to use the migunometre to find the level of lies in the verbosity.

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