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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th
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Fresh Land Clashes Erupt in Narok South


What the Hell Is Going on In Narok South?

Is the government of the Republic of Kenya tolerating the tribal clashes that have just erupted there? The Maasai and the Kalenjins are at it again, and this time it looks worse than ever before. What, pray tell, is the need—or even the entire point—of deploying armed security personnel to the affected area if those guns cannot be trained and used on people who have clearly elected to commit blatant murder by way of crude weapons? Government cannot just stand by as people butcher each other while putting the lives of innocent women and children in mortal danger. These are precisely the circumstances for which shoot-to-kill orders were invented. But true to character, our government would rather use those orders on peaceful demonstrations.
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