Tuesday, January 29, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Mungiki despatched to Nyanza & Western Provinces

We are reliably informed that the proscribed Mungiki have landed in Nyanza and Western Provinces.

The first detachment of this rag-tag, government-armed-and-funded militia arrived in Kisumu for their nefarious mission aboard 6 vehicles, registration numbers: KAC 258E, KAY 658D, KAE 126A, KAV 847L, KAJ 194K and KBA 209N. Their brief is clear and single-minded: mass massacres by way of night raids in social places, boarding schools, churches and slums.

1 comment:

Acolyte said...

The resurgence of the mungiki was inevitable, it was never really killed off by the government last year. Now with government backing Kenyans are going to be in for a very very hard time. God help us.