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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

Open Letter To Kalonzo Musyoka

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Dear Kalonzo Musyoka,

You promised us that you’d die rather than compromise your conscience, swearing that you’ll never work with Jubilee. I believe that was two or so years ago at your father’s funeral.

What cut?

There’s photos of you all over the place in a polygamous marriage with the Commander-in-Thief who didn’t even bother showing up at your wedding with your co-bride Bwana Rutto of Bomet. Ati you called Wanjohi wa Vitenge de Mashati first thing in the morning and told him not to come to the wedding because Covid-19 is not a disease to joke with and you ordered him to put State House on lock down. What was that Tupac song again? You wonder why they call you water melon?

Boss, you’re proving to be more useless to Ukambani and Kenyan politics than an ash tray on a boda boda.

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